I could write for hours about how absolutely s****y this series is in great detail but I’ll try to keep it short. The author(s) of this series I’m convinced is some horny 15 year old. If he’s not overusing descriptions such as “premordial hunger” or “ancient hunger” he’s making sure he describes how every woman was attractive either before being infected or just in their present state- giving exactly nothing to the actual plot. I can’t believe I was blessed with perfect hearing only to have it wasted on this horrendous assault to my ears and brain cells. Please don’t get me wrong; I adore dinosaurs and the thought of a zombie dinosaur, the concept is so cool. However this series was just not it. Also shoutout to the dude narrating for making it somehow worse, I have no idea why you felt the need to make the villain sound like Lord Palpatine and for every woman to sound so unbearable. I have never rooted for the death of all main protagonists like I have these ones. I’m actually quite impressed at how this series made me do that so I’ll give it 2 stars on the actual story for that. A train wreck in itself, I wish I could get my credit for this month back.
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