NEW ACHIEVEMENT! Phenomenal narration. Patrick Warburton meets Nick Offerman, with a dash of Clint Eastwood and a hair of Bruce Campbell. REWARD? Story is pretty fan-servicey for TTRPGers. Not necessarily bad, but a bit too on the nose. It’s one of those fun reads you devour on an airplane or a vacation, then forget about ten minutes later. This book won’t make you smarter, but you might come away with an unusual desire to get a cat and name it Doughnut. Or maybe to get a doughnut and name it Cat. I can’t I exactly recommend this book. But if you’ve got a free credit and you want some absolute fluff, maybe this will scratch an itch, an itch that begins to bleed.