This world ending apocalypse is just unbelievably fun, and I absolutely adored it! 😊
When the world ends, it’s the middle of the night, and it ended for everyone on the planet. That is it ended for all the people that were inside enclosed buildings, vehicles, etc! We find our intrepid hero outside in the freezing cold of a Spokane winter night, dressed in only a robe, boxer shorts, and his ex’s pink flip-flops (which are way too small, btw). Why? You ask. Well he’s trying to get his ex’s cat (Princess Donut) out of the tree before she freezes and that’s when seemingly, the world ended, and the Dungeon Crawl began! So to find out what happens to Carl and Donut (and seriously, don’t you NEED find out?), you gotta’ grab the book! Better yet get the audio version, because Jeff Hays’ voice performance is awesome!
Here’s some quotes that tickled me!
“The corpse had looked like a party sized sausage and green pepper pizza that had been run over a few times”
“Standard healing potion increases your health by at least 50%: it doesn’t cure poison or other health seeping conditions, such as sucubus-inflicted gonorrhea”
“…Also, it’s a toe ring, and is probably uncomfortable, and makes you look like one of those hippy A-holes that sit around in a field, juggling and Hula Hooping all day.”