The first part of this story was so unintelligent that I actually had to laugh aloud! Then as the story continued it devolved (which I would have argued was impossible) into porn. But, it wasn’t even good porn. It could have been written by a twelve year old middle school kid. I couldn’t continue and deleted it from my device. I would be mortified if anyone ever discovered it in my Audible library. Why does this person write stories? If I could meet the author I would say, “Please, keep looking, you may yet find your niche, but writing is NOT it! Wow! Now, if you are looking for a hilarious story line, one dimensional characters and really, I mean seriously bad porn, then this is the book for you. LP Snyder, you should be embarrassed and ashamed. Does your mother know that you write such books?