If you are the type who likes to go to the shooting range then go home and use gun oil to jerk off while playing with your pistol then this book is for you!

This is a straight up right wing republican fantasy world where not only does everyone get a gun but you get to have sex with your gun as well! As a matter of fact sleeping with your gun(s) is required maintenance in this twisted little world. I knew republicans felt strongly about their weapons but this is just ridiculous.