My 3 year old said she ate five miles of food!

The story was enjoyable. But the author has no sense of scale or measurements; like how many feet are in a mile? Ask the kraken.

For instance, the MC is fighting “Narg the destroyer”, a kobold who summons a stone gorilla. The gorilla is supposed to be 3000 feet tall! Thousand! Yet, with Narg sitting on its shoulders, he and the MC continue to talk. The Empire State Building is less then half that height. Now would you (from the street) be able to see the facial expressions and talk with someone on top of that building?

Distance, weight, height, volume, speed, food consumption, everything is inconsistent and crazy. I wish the author had just said “big” or “really really big!”