Why do male narrators think that women talk through their noses? Seriously.
The story is pedantic and unoriginal. But don’t worry, he will throw in some weirdly specific sex or nipple scenes to be shocking and edgy.
Example spoilers:
“I can’t read your present mind” would’ve been enough information, but the author NEEDS to keep explaining the idea, “if you were to think of a number, I could not tell it to you.” Yeah man, thats what you just said.
It’s exhausting and boring as a reader.
Also:
If the Eaton really hates people and wants to be alone, then why does it knock on the door in the end?