Jeff Hays, what are you thinking mate?

Jeff — your accents are garbage, mate. Sorry to say it direct, but I can’t listen to this audio. Your narrator voice in other works is great — neutral and easy to listen to. What happened here? Your “southern US” accent is just … not. Sure, you add a twang here and there. But tell us — which regional accent did you study & emulate for this professional production?

Next, there’s a character whose accent is described as a “mix between a British talk show host and a Northeastern American news anchor”. Yet somehow you voiced him as a mix between early Arnold Schwarzenegger(!) and a shitty brogue.

I’m upset to waste a credit on what might be enjoyable GameLit, but is unlistenable garbage. Condolences to the author — I’ve no idea about the story.