Summarizing this story: God, how could any of these princes or anyone for that matter fall for quirky, book worm, large breasted me? I’m so plain and boring. What’s that? Every prince has a boner for me? That can’t be true because I’m just so curvy and large breasted with my big brown eyes and long wavy locks, I’m disgusting! Wait, I am fated to be mated to them ALL? AND the villain wants me? But I’m so plaaaaaain.