Just kidding. I just put that because negative titles get more attention. This is actually one of the best books ever written. If you have ANY nerd blood in you then this book grabs you with D&D, MtD, and Funions so fast you will miss a day of work. I have read the entire series available now and want to go into a deep sleep and just wake up when the next book comes out. The main characters react in believable and hilarious ways to the situations with enough suspense to make you really care and worry for them. Only thing I wish for in the series is a team up with the goat.