Noah: “Does he seriously think that being a centuries old
silver hottie that acts like a teenager is attractive? I can’t even!”
Twenty year old Noah is a little too on the nose with that thought. This whole series is built on the formula of a centuries old grumpy groomer (here, a vampire) protecting a lippy Fruit Loop twink during forced proximity. There’s ongoing bits about the size or “extras” on the fantasy creatures Johnsons,
not to mention an ongoing bit about a collection of extraterrestrial schlongs.
I think even High School me would have found this cloyingly sweet and kind of creepy.