Barry did great with this one and Phil did fantastic with narrating it as usual. I wouldn’t mind listening to an audiobook of only Phil’s bloopers. I was wondering when Cal’s past emotional trauma would be self-identified and spoken about as a barrier. My only complaint is that there wasn’t more Splurt in it. Also, what the hell is Splurt?? I’d like more information about it. My theory is that it is a female form of Cal from an alternate universe or something.

Barry, for the love of the baby Jesus, never stop writing these books!