I honestly don’t know how it’s possible that real human beings have rated this a 4.4 on audible, 4.6 on amazon, and 4.2 on goodreads. I was somehow able to hate read this to 33 out of 45 chapters and I’m still trying to figure out where the humor is in this supposedly hilarious novel. This is nothing more than a poorly written fanfiction of a poorly written anime the author must’ve recently watched since it has all the same dialogue and action pretty much beat for beat. Andrew Tell’s performance was the only thing that was even remotely enjoyable about this dumpster fire and I honestly feel bad for him having to read such drivel. The poor dude is probably having nightmares from all the “Eila’s tits” he had to read during this. If you do listen to this garbage, do yourself a favor and play a little game to help you through it. Every time you hear “Eila’s tits” you take a shot. You’ll have alcohol poisoning 1/4 way through and knocked out or dead at the 1/2 way mark saving you from the rest of this train wreck because it somehow continues to get worse.
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