Ever wonder what NPC’s think about when they watch you roll instead of walk? how fast-travel looks from their perspective?

this is the story of an NPC trying to make sense of her world while following the Chosen One on his quest to defeat the Evil Emperor.

if she can get him to stop breaking the world.

it’s an incredibly fun listen for anyone who ever said “that makes no sense!” when playing a badly coded game.

sequence breaks, glitches, stealing everything not nailed down.

one of the best stories to ever come over from royalroad.