The main character gets himself wrapped up in one ridiculous scenario after another with nothing but his plot armor and an annoying cat. Everything is beyond his control, he’s being held against his will, and he can’t do anything to fight back. Literally nothing. By the end of the book, you’re hoping he’ll get some justice but… nothing. It’s so unsatisfying listening to this character being put through hell and he just goes along with it because that’s literally his only option. Play along or die. The wish.com Patrick Warburton impression didn’t help much. The second you notice that the main character/narrator sounds like Kronk, it just pulls you out of the story and keeps you pulled out until the end.