This looked super cute and I love a good cozy but … it turns out it has nothing going for it.

It’s extremely slow-paced. To the point that 96 minutes into a 4-hour book, literally NOTHING had happened still. (This time noted because I felt like I’d been listening for hours, and looked. Imagine my surprise to discover it’d only been 96 minutes. Though as this is a large chunk of the book, that’s still way too long to take to get going.)

Characters are not well-developed.

Performance-wise,

The narrator was painful to listen to—will avoid future productions with this one.