First, Jeff Hays could read the phone book and make it almost intriguing.

Usually, I wouldn’t both writing a review for a “book” could not finish. I’d just return it and move on. This book had such good ratings, I figured I owed it to future readers to spare them the hours. The characters are frustratingly bad. It’s as if a 14 year old boy who never left his bedroom and learned about the birds and the bees from reddit and tumbler wrote a man’s point of view.

Just don’t bother. I’m a worse person than when I started listening to this trash.