Perhaps I missed something, but where was the attempted vampirism?
This was a decent story that seemed very DnD-esque. A team of weirdos go adventuring, they get missions, fight bad guys and use magic. There is a vampire and he’s part of the team and he’s not really all that different from a couple of the other vampire characters so I’m just not sure where the attempted part comes in.
The narrator wasn’t great, I’ve listened to worse though.