I can’t tell you how many idiotic reviewers have tricked me into listening to terrible books here. Now I’m NOT saying that most reviewers on audible are half-baked idiots who would be fascinated with a bug zapper. I’m NOT saying that if you’ve written a review on this site, there’s a 90% chance you have brain damage. And I’m definitely NOT saying that most reviewers of sci-fi or fantasy never mentally progressed from their teen years. Oh and finally I’m 100% NOT saying that most reviewers are, in their personal lives, trash people with less potential than a microwaved hamster. My point: take this with a grain of salt, peasant.
Ok. Deep breath… DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL IS THE BEST AUDIO BOOK I’VE LISTENED TO IN YEARS!!!!
DCC is an incredible mix of humor, action, sci-fi, and fantasy that absolutely overflows with personality, thanks in no small part to the talented Jeff Hays. How tf does he do all those voices? I was certain there were at least 3 voice actors. Bra-freakin-vo, my man.
It was an outright pleasure to follow Carl and her royal majesty, Princess Donut, on their crawl (again). Their relationship development is believable and engaging. Never thought I’d say that about a man and his ex girlfriend’s cat, but here we are. The magic system ai is fun as hell, enemies are generally described with stomach churning (and hilarious) detail, and MOST fights are seat-of-your-boxers-can’t-go-to-sleep-until-I-know-what-happens crazy, excluding grind sessions. But those are fun too.
Not going to get into details because YOU should download and start listening right now with a fresh head and no expectations other than a great time. Don’t read any other reviews. This is it. God is speaking to you through my fingers. That’s right, this is God. I know about the weird sh*t you’ve been watching on p*rnhub and we’ll talk about it when you get up here. Ok, gotta run. I’m meeting Satan for brunch and she is suuuuch a drama queen when I’m late.