Let me start off with the narrator. Justin Thomas James, also known as “The voice of smooth jazz”. He is a magical man with magical words. The way his narration flows out of his mouth, he is a master of his art. A real mans man, the manliest of man man that a man could man. He has said cat and chicken so many times, that it has been ingrained in my brain. I have heard it more times in this book than I have at any other point in my life, and I STILL want more.

The full cast, it makes you sit there and listen. Gives depth rather than a crappy female voice. Soundbooth does a good job here, JTJ does a good job here, they all do a good job here. Yvone Syn, Annie Ellicott, Laurie Catherine Winkel, Jeff Hays, all of them play their parts and play them well. I’m a soundbooth fan, sue me.

Let me talk about the main character, boy, this man is an energizer bunny. He has arrived more times than uber eats or door dash, and it just keeps on going. He is living a harem life unlike any other, from prison, all the way to earth, and many other places in between. I’m sure there are plot holes and other things, however, who cares, JTJ is reading. You will listen.

The female characters, they are well, they’re female characters we’ll leave it there.

If you want a summary, go read the summary. I’m not going to type out a gigantic thing about how there’s 15 million plotholes, and that its an unbelieveable story. If you want a believable story go read something in the non-fiction section. If you want to be entertained with a SMOOTH man, and some fun characters on a romp (and hump) across the Galaxy….this is the series for you. There are more after this, and i’ll be picking them up.