And I quote from the book: “I woke up with a hard-on and stared at my own ass, then I found out my clothes were a girl and I touched myself, then I saw two people fucking so then I thought about fucking. After I ran from a bad guy while thinking out loud about sex for the 19th time in five minutes, I met a girl, insulted her, then told you, the audience, about how I would like to fuck her. While telling you the new story about my dick, I digressed from the point of fucking to tell you I was, in fact, thinking about fucking.”. Also there may or may not be superheros.