I REALLY hope this was written as a satire because I can’t justify this one any other way. I kept listening because I was thinking it could only get better. Nope, proved me wrong. An happy ending is the only thing I liked about this story. It definitely tried to be funny but tried too hard and failed. OK, SOME parts may have been funny the first time around, but not the second or third, and definitely not the tenth. Found myself reaching for the skip forward option way too much — I did restrain myself because I have this thing about finishing a story once I’ve started, but I regret it. I’ll give the narrator points for being a decent narrator working with what can only be described as eye-rolling material.