Where to start. The narration is wonderful, if we are to believe that the characters are perhaps in their 70s or 80s with minor speech impediments. The story is predictable and worn out. The plot line seems to be nothing more than a coming of age story staged with geriatric men. As per the romantic sex scenes? Please befriend a gay man and have a “how to” discussion. Several of the “climatic moments” would not have resulted in kissing, they’d have ended in screaming and punches. If you really are having writers block, take a vacation, do not trod out this drivel.